Posted by
Nerdus Maximus on Thursday, February 12, 2009 12:27:45 PM
Forget all the "stop smoking" campaigns. Just put the ecozealots at the EPA in charge of what comes out of people's mouths and let them apply the same standards applied to industrial smokestacks. No smoker could light up with less than $10,000 in fines and the ecozealots would get a little something to help them get over not being allowed to regulate the tailpipe emissions of livestock.