Posted by
Nerdus Maximus on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 1:02:31 PM
It has become clear that areas like the Northwest that have a high percentage of people who believe in global warming are experiencing record high temperatures while areas with fewer global warming believers are experiencing record low temperatures. This proves that the cause of global warming is man made. Global warming is caused by belief in global warming.
Fortunately, the global warming believers have the cure entirely within their power. All they need to do to stop the impending catastrophe and prevent certain doom is kidnap their fellow global warming cultists and deprogram them so that they no longer believe in global warming. When the last global warming believer disappears, so does global warming.