Posted by
Nerdus Maximus on Monday, November 05, 2007 11:37:36 AM
A Democrat who was not in the habit of doing so decided to try going to church one Sunday. As it happened the church was having a prophecy conference. The Democrat heard vivid descriptions of how various disasters during the Tribulation would kill three quarters of the earth's population.
The next day one of the Democrat's friends asked if he had learned anything in church. "Yes.",he replied, "Bush is going to cause something called 'The Tribulation'."