Posted by
Nerdus Maximus on Friday, November 17, 2006 2:05:25 PM
The Heart Attack Grill, an apparent Hooters knock-off in Tempe AZ, is in a little trouble
with the nanny state. It seems it is illegal for them to call
their scantily clad waitresses "nurses". A law to prevent
unscrupulous people from using the title "nurse" to trick people into
believing that they are a medical professional is a good thing.
The problem is when you think anyone
is stupid enough to think a half naked waitress is a medical
professional. While I have often wondered why intelligent people
would go to Hooters, I might stop in at this place in the unlikely
event that I am ever in Tempe. The sheer campiness of
"Double-Bypass Burgers" and "Flat-liner Fries" deserves a little
leeway, both in my standards for restaurant decorum and nanny-state
enforcement of obviously inapplicable laws. Plus, I rather like
the blues version of their theme song. Can we just change the
titles of all intrusive lawmakers and functionaries to "Nanny"?
Nerdus
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