Posted by
Nerdus Maximus on Monday, October 02, 2006 5:36:01 PM
10. The cat does such a good job of making the dog look smart.
9. Nobody from PETA there to see it.
8. The dog already gets his minimum daily requirement of cat in that store brand dog food you buy him.
7. Any cat forced to live with a dog is in a constant state of abject terror.
6. You would have to clean up the mess afterwards.
5. Ozzie Osborn is scheduled to do a concert near you soon and says he has put a new twist into his act.
4. It violates the noise abatement ordinances in most communities.
3. Cats are high in saturated fats and cholesterol.
2. Friends don't let friends eat cat.
1. The wife.
Nerdus
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